We had a dream once that we were on a game show called “Tell It To My Face” where contestants battled to see who could spew the most insults and bleeped-out swears within a certain amount of time. The winner got the opportunity to say something hateful in person to a celebrity or politician and we won (of course). Mitch McConnell stepped onto the stage from behind Johnny Carson’s old rainbow curtain and we called him a “Kentucky Fried Cracker” on national TV.
[By the way, if we were “Coco Chow” we’d be serving Mitch’s ass with divorce papers right about now since he’s too chickenshit to rally his party to defend his wife in the wake of their ex-boss’s 100% racist attacks.]
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